Take that super moms around the world! I smashed my finger in the sliding glass door and didn’t drop the F bomb or any other obscenities.
I feel like I don’t even now who I am anymore.
Last time I had smashed my fingers, yes apparently I do this often, I dropped the F bomb, and my kids came dashing into the kitchen to check to see if I were okay… I sent them away because I was bleeding horrifically and I knew I would snap at them with all of the questions they were asking OVER AND OVER.
No children were home when the incident happened. No one to pat my head and tell me ‘good job’ for not being a total spastic mom.
Boo to that. In other news, my finger appears fine.